Nomnomnom this grass is taystee. I love it when the grass is dewey and soft in the morning. Those wild berries last night really didn't agree with my tummy, but this velvety grass makes me feel a bit better. Oh wow those lights coming from over there look really cool. Hmm I think I'll wander on over there and see what's all the party's about. A road? Ooo this looks like a lot of fu--
BAM.
And that was probably the deer's last thoughts before it got plummeted by your new Camry. Poor deer. It seems more animals are being attacked my our motoring vehicles rather than enjoying their morning munches, especially on the windy country roads like the ones on my route to school. I leave the house bright and early and nothing sets the mood quite right than seeing a slaughtered doe lying on the double yellow line. I, like most drivers, force myself to look away as I pass the poor soul, weaving to the shoulder to make sure I wouldn't do any more damage.
...my apologies if that hits you deep... she went to deer heaven, I promise.
On a brighter note, the animals inside the car really seem to enjoy the road. I'm talking about all the pets that accompany their owners for the drive. Now I have nothing against driving with animals - my golden retriever, Libby loves a fresh spring day with the window rolled down. I'm calling out all those who think it's the cutest little thing to have their precious pet in between them and the steering wheel, front and center. I mean, really? For all I know, Princess could be the one with her paws on the wheel while you readjust your hair. (That could sure explain the swerving). But this is just plain silly, people. Princess the Poodle could end up Princess the Pancake if all the attention that's supposed to be on the road is devoted to her fluffy tail. You'd probably end up a little to close for comfort with the car in front of you.
Not only is it a distraction for you, but it's even more of a distraction for me. As a dog-lover, I pet every dog that walks by, and if I see a dog in the driver seat, I'm, by golly, going to look. I'm going to not only look at the MOST ADORABLE DOG ever, but also look the CRAZY PERSON who would ever put a dog in their lap as they fly down the freeway.
So people, let's be smart. I know this is partially me ranting, but there is like, an entire back seat I'm sure Princess would love to lounge on. So, next time you decide to take your luvvie for a drive, think less about your desire to showcase Princess to the driving nation and more about the comfort and safety of her little fluffy self.
And that was probably the deer's last thoughts before it got plummeted by your new Camry. Poor deer. It seems more animals are being attacked my our motoring vehicles rather than enjoying their morning munches, especially on the windy country roads like the ones on my route to school. I leave the house bright and early and nothing sets the mood quite right than seeing a slaughtered doe lying on the double yellow line. I, like most drivers, force myself to look away as I pass the poor soul, weaving to the shoulder to make sure I wouldn't do any more damage.
...my apologies if that hits you deep... she went to deer heaven, I promise.
On a brighter note, the animals inside the car really seem to enjoy the road. I'm talking about all the pets that accompany their owners for the drive. Now I have nothing against driving with animals - my golden retriever, Libby loves a fresh spring day with the window rolled down. I'm calling out all those who think it's the cutest little thing to have their precious pet in between them and the steering wheel, front and center. I mean, really? For all I know, Princess could be the one with her paws on the wheel while you readjust your hair. (That could sure explain the swerving). But this is just plain silly, people. Princess the Poodle could end up Princess the Pancake if all the attention that's supposed to be on the road is devoted to her fluffy tail. You'd probably end up a little to close for comfort with the car in front of you.
Not only is it a distraction for you, but it's even more of a distraction for me. As a dog-lover, I pet every dog that walks by, and if I see a dog in the driver seat, I'm, by golly, going to look. I'm going to not only look at the MOST ADORABLE DOG ever, but also look the CRAZY PERSON who would ever put a dog in their lap as they fly down the freeway.
So people, let's be smart. I know this is partially me ranting, but there is like, an entire back seat I'm sure Princess would love to lounge on. So, next time you decide to take your luvvie for a drive, think less about your desire to showcase Princess to the driving nation and more about the comfort and safety of her little fluffy self.
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